by Team Venom (Kiaji, Jeprox, Sarah, Marvi,Denny)
1. Get a frog and kiss it. If something happens, it's true love. If not, well, the frog population is rather big.
2. Burn yourself charred and have yourself auctioned for an exorbitant price. Who ever buys you is your true love. Rest assured, the population of buyers worldwide is rather big.
3. Commission a witch to cast a spell on your target. If your target is a witch herself, make sure to commission a witch way more skilled than her.
4. Think of something you haven't tried before, something very self-sacrificing like... DON'T LOVE YOURSELF TOO MUCH. LEAVE SOME LOVE FOR OTHERS. QUIT BEING SUCH AN ASS.
5. Try your luck with chatrooms, texting, and eyeballs. Type in random numbers on your phone and text. The person who replies is your true love. If more than one people reply, then you have many "true loves". Lucky you.
6. Be very keen to the workings of the Law of Action-Reaction. Give true love and it will be given to you. (Sometimes you get slaps in return though.)
7. If you're goodlooking, listen to Andrew E. If you're ugly, have the other person listen to Andrew E.
8. Leap off a building and hope somebody catches you, literally and figuratively. (If nobody does, there'e nothing to worry about anymore--let alone True Love.
9. Search the civil registries around the world for someone named True Love, and...
10. if even that fails, get a pet and call him/her True Love.
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